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孩子純真可愛的問題

已有 6522 次阅读2010-11-26 02:18 |个人分类:培育孩子|系统分类:家庭生活分享到微信

孩子有很多問題，經常令大人無語。以下分享我家女兒幾個很純真可愛的問題。

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LL: What is honeymoon? Me: It is like vacation. LL: Where are we going for honeymoon next month? Me: Honey, we are going for vacation next month. Honeymoon is for lovers only. LL: (shouted) BUT I LOVE YOU. So, you and I can go for honeymoon. Me: Oh well….	女兒：什麼是蜜月？梵婗：就像假期旅遊。女兒：那我們下月到哪兒蜜月？梵婗：親愛的，我們下月會去渡假，但蜜月是屬於情侶的。女兒：(大聲喊) 但我愛你！那我們可以蜜月了。梵婗：……(無語)
HH: Where did you take the picture? Me: In my wedding. HH: It looks fun in the party. Me: We did have a lot of fun. HH: How come you didn’t take me there? Me: Oh well…	女兒：這張照片在哪兒拍的？梵婗：在我的婚宴上。女兒：看來很好玩似的。梵婗：的確很高興。女兒：為什麼你不帶我去？梵婗：…… (無語)
YY: What is gay? Me: It used to mean happy. Now it means girls like girls, and boys like boys. YY: Oh, so I am gay. Me: Sweetheart, you may rather play with girls than boys, but you don’t love any girl enough that you want to marry her, right? Gay girls want to marry girls. YY: I still think I am gay. Me: How so? YY: Because I want to marry you, and you are a girl. Me: Oh well…	女兒：Gay 是什麼意思？梵婗：Gay 以前是解快樂，但現在多是指女生喜歡女生，男生喜歡男生。女兒：那我是 gay 的唷。梵婗：甜心，你可能喜歡與女孩子玩耍多過和男孩子玩，但你不至於愛一個女孩愛到想與她結婚吧？ Gay 的女孩是會想與女孩結婚的。女兒：那我還是 gay 的呢。梵婗：為何？女兒：因為我想和你結婚，而你是女生來的。梵婗：…… (無語)

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“If you love your children, you will always have laughter in your life.” — A Hughes
如果你愛你的孩子，你將永遠生活在笑聲中。
“You know children are growing up when they start asking questions that have answers.” — John J. Plomp
當孩子開始問有答案的問題時，你知道他們長大了。
(註：growing up 是長大中；在這語景中，是指他們已長大了不少，但亦在長大中。)
“To love and be loved is to feel the sun from both sides.” — David Viscott
能夠同時愛與被愛，就能從各方感受到太陽。