Already Working on a Murder Case The local sheriff was looking for a deputy, so Gomer, who was not exactly the sharpest nail in the bucket, went in to try out for the job. "Okay," the sheriff drawled, "Gomer, what is 1 and 1?" "11" he replied. The sheriff thought to himself, "That ...
Near Death Experience A boss asked one of his employees, "Do you believe in life after death?" "Yes, sir," replied the new employee. "I thought you would," said the boss. "Yesterday after you left to go to your brother's funeral, he stopped by to see you." 死后 ...
A cop stops a man for running a stop sign and the subject gives the cop a lot of grief explaining that he did stop. After several minutes, the cop explained to the gentleman that he didnt stop, he just slowed down a little. The gentleman said "Stop or slow down, whats the difference?" Th ...
"If there are any idiots in the room, will they please stand up" said the sarcastic teacher. After a long silence, one freshman rose to his feet. "Now then mister, why do you consider yourself an idiot?" enquired the teacher with sneer. "Well, actually I don't," said the student, "but I ...
Politicians and diapers have one thing in common. They should both be changed regularly, and for the same reason. 美国人说: 政客和纸尿布 有 一个共同点 。 他们 都应该 出于同样的原因, 经常 更换 。 这个玩笑说明一个真理：推陈出新，新陈代谢，才有效力。 ...
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