没听说过的借口 A fellow bought a new Mercedes and was out on the interstate for a nice evening drive. The top was down, the breeze was blowing through what was left of his hair and he decided to open her up. As the needle jumped up to 80 mph, he suddenly saw flashing red and blue lights ...
不好意思--- 英文笑话 At a party an elderly lady was bemoaning the behavior of the youth of today. "Look at the girl over there, ” she complained. ” I don't know what young girls are coming to! She's wearing boy's jeans, ...
Before going to Europe on business, a man drives his Rolls-Royce to a downtown New York City bank and asks for an immediate loan of $5,000. The loan officer, taken aback, requests collateral. "Well then, here are the keys to my Rolls-Royce," the man says. The l ...
Already Working on a Murder Case The local sheriff was looking for a deputy, so Gomer, who was not exactly the sharpest nail in the bucket, went in to try out for the job. "Okay," the sheriff drawled, "Gomer, what is 1 and 1?" "11" he replied. The sheriff thought to himself, "That ...
Near Death Experience A boss asked one of his employees, "Do you believe in life after death?" "Yes, sir," replied the new employee. "I thought you would," said the boss. "Yesterday after you left to go to your brother's funeral, he stopped by to see you." 死后 ...
A cop stops a man for running a stop sign and the subject gives the cop a lot of grief explaining that he did stop. After several minutes, the cop explained to the gentleman that he didnt stop, he just slowed down a little. The gentleman said "Stop or slow down, whats the difference?" Th ...
"If there are any idiots in the room, will they please stand up" said the sarcastic teacher. After a long silence, one freshman rose to his feet. "Now then mister, why do you consider yourself an idiot?" enquired the teacher with sneer. "Well, actually I don't," said the student, "but I ...
Politicians and diapers have one thing in common. They should both be changed regularly, and for the same reason. 美国人说: 政客和纸尿布 有 一个共同点 。 他们 都应该 出于同样的原因, 经常 更换 。 这个玩笑说明一个真理：推陈出新，新陈代谢，才有效力。 ...
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