"If there are any idiots in the room, will they please stand up" said the sarcastic teacher. After a long silence, one freshman rose to his feet. "Now then mister, why do you consider yourself an idiot?" enquired the teacher with sneer. "Well, actually I don't," said the student, "but I hate to see you standing up there all by yourself."

“如果有任何的白痴在这个教室里，请他们站起来。”

爱讽刺学生的老师说。

沉默了许久之后，一个大学一年级的学生站了起来

说：“啊，先生，为什么你认为自己是白痴呢？”

被问的老师冷笑一声，说： “嗯，实在的说，我不是。”

学生接着说，“但是，我看到只有你一个人站在那里，我实在有点看不下去了。”

同学们听了都笑了起来，

“难道你也想站上去吗？”

“难道你们坐在那里的就不是白痴了吗？”