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愚蠢的美国游客
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1。一个美国游客在墨西哥旅游，走累了去一家毛驴店租驴。到了店里说“能租给我一头驴吗？”，店小二回答说“我们这把这种动物叫屁股不叫驴，而且现在只剩一头了。骑的时候你要是想让它停，就挠挠它“。这个老美租下他之后，就骑着他的屁股到处走。走着走着看到一家卖热狗的小贩，就问小贩要买个热狗。小贩说”我们不叫它热狗，我们叫它鸡鸡“。正好这时那头驴掉头走开，他赶紧跟另一游客说”请你拿住我的鸡鸡，我得挠挠我的屁股“。
2。 有个美国人去法国开会。碰到一金发女郎，晚上就又和她单独继续开特殊的会。当他们做爱的时候，女郎不断的喊"TROU FAUX,TROU FAUX !"。他虽然不懂她喊什么，但想当然认为在夸他。
第二天和开会的其他人打高尔夫球，其中一个人打了个“一杆进洞”。他就朝人喊“TROU FAUX,TROU FAUX !"。其他人都楞了，质问他”你神马意思，说进错洞了“
原文：
There was this American tourist in Mexico, and he was getting tired of walking around, so he went up to a donkey rental place and said, ''Can I rent a donkey?'
The guy said, "We don't call them donkeys here, we call them asses. This is the only ass I have left, and you have to scratch him when you want to make him stop."
The guy rides his ass for a while, sees a hotdog stand, and asks for a hotdog. The vendor replies, "We don't call them hotdogs here we call the wieners."
Meanwhile his donkey is wandering away, so he goes up to another tourist and says "Will you hold my wiener whille I scratch my ass?"
There was an American man that had an meeting in France. He met a woman and that night they had their own meeting. While they were where having sex, she was yelling, "TROU FAUX, TROU FAUX."
He did not know what that meant, but assumed it to be some sort of praise.
The next day, he went to play golf with the men he had the meeting with. One of them made a hole in one. He yelled, "TROU FAUX, TROU FAUX!"
They looked at him and said, "What do you mean, wrong hole?"
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