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我就是美国人
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一个一年级老师跟她的学生解释她是美国人，然后问她的学生是否是美国人。学生为陶老师喜欢纷纷举手，但有一个学生叫Kristen的例外。老师就问她为什么不是。
“因为我不是美国人”，孩子答道。
“那你是哪人”，老师问道。
“我是自豪的加拿大人”
老师有点不适应，脸红了一下，问她为什么是加拿大人。
“因我父母是加拿大人，所以我也是”
老师有些生气，大声说“这毫无道理，如果你妈是白痴，你爸也是白痴，那你是什麽？”
孩子迟疑了一下，微笑着说“那...我就是美国人”
原文:
I would be an American
A first grade teacher explains to her class that she is an American. She asks her students to raise their hands if they were American too. Not really knowing why but wanting to be like their teacher, their hands explode into the air like flashy fireworks.
There is, however, one exception. A girl named Kristen has not gone along with the crowd. The teacher asks her why she has decided to be different.
"Because I am not an American."
"Then", asks the teacher, "What are you?"
"I'm a proud Canadian," boasts the little girl.
The teacher is a little perturbed now, her face slightly red. She asks Kristen why she is a Canadian.
"Well, my mom and dad are Canadians, so I'm a Canadian too."
The teacher is now angry. "That's no reason," she says loudly. "What if your mom was a moron, and your dad was a moron. What would you be then?"
A pause, and a smile. "Then," says Kristen, "I'd be an American."
“因为我不是美国人”，孩子答道。
“那你是哪人”，老师问道。
“我是自豪的加拿大人”
老师有点不适应，脸红了一下，问她为什么是加拿大人。
“因我父母是加拿大人，所以我也是”
老师有些生气，大声说“这毫无道理，如果你妈是白痴，你爸也是白痴，那你是什麽？”
孩子迟疑了一下，微笑着说“那...我就是美国人”
原文:
I would be an American
A first grade teacher explains to her class that she is an American. She asks her students to raise their hands if they were American too. Not really knowing why but wanting to be like their teacher, their hands explode into the air like flashy fireworks.
There is, however, one exception. A girl named Kristen has not gone along with the crowd. The teacher asks her why she has decided to be different.
"Because I am not an American."
"Then", asks the teacher, "What are you?"
"I'm a proud Canadian," boasts the little girl.
The teacher is a little perturbed now, her face slightly red. She asks Kristen why she is a Canadian.
"Well, my mom and dad are Canadians, so I'm a Canadian too."
The teacher is now angry. "That's no reason," she says loudly. "What if your mom was a moron, and your dad was a moron. What would you be then?"
A pause, and a smile. "Then," says Kristen, "I'd be an American."
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- "Ø在中国，他们不知道什么是“意见”的意思。"
心芽: Survey by UN
Last month, a worldwide survey was conducted by the UN.
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心芽: Survey by UN
Last month, a worldwide survey was conducted by the UN.
The only question asked was: "Would you please give your honest opinion abou ...
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- Survey by UN
Last month, a worldwide survey was conducted by the UN.
The only question asked was: "Would you please give your honest opinion about solutions to the food shortage in the rest of the world?"
Sadly, the survey was a huge failure .
Ø In Africa they didn't know what "food" meant.
Ø In Eastern Europe they didn't know what "honest" meant.
Ø In Western Europe they didn't know what "shortage" meant.
Ø In China they didn't know what "opinion" meant.
Ø In the Middle East, they didn't know what "solutions" meant
Ø In South America they didn't know what "please" meant.
Ø And in the USA they didn't know what "the rest of the world" meant
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由联合国调查
上个月，一个世界性的调查是由联合国。
唯一的问题问的是：“请你给你的真实想法有关解决方案在世界各地的粮食短缺吗？”
可悲的是，调查是一个巨大的失败。
Ø在非洲，他们不知道什么是“食物”的意思。
Ø在东欧，他们不知道什么是“诚实”的意思。
Ø在西欧，他们不知道什么是“短缺”的意思。
Ø在中国，他们不知道什么是“意见”的意思。
Ø在中东，他们不知道什么是“解决方案”的意思
Ø在南美洲，他们不知道什么是“请”的意思。
O和在美国，他们不知道什么是“世界其他地区”的意思
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