A friend sent this: how appreciate Whtever you give a woman, she will make greater。

一个朋友寄给我这段话：女人很感激你给她的一切，她常常会加倍地偿还你。

If you give her sperm,    she'll give you a baby.

如果你给她一个精子      她给你一个宝宝。

 If you give her a house,        she'll give you a home.

如果你给她一个房子              她会给你一个家

If you give her groceries, she'll give you a meal.

如果你给她买菜，她给你做顿美味佳肴。

 If you give her a smile, she'll give you her heart.

你给她微笑，她掏心给你。

She multiplies and enlarges what is given to her.

你给她的，她总是加倍地还给你。

 So, if you give her any crap, be ready to receive a ton of shit."

因此呢，如果你给她麻烦（直译是屎），那么你就等着收到一大堆（直译是屎）麻烦。