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记得很多年前,相声《歪批三国》曾轰动一时,获得不少人的喜爱。前几天,朋友给我发来一份翻译成英文的《三字经》,号称是出自老外之手,看后让我忍俊不禁,觉得它和《歪批三国》有异曲同工之妙。现请欣赏,望能博大家一乐。
人之初: At the beginning of life,
性本善: Sex is good.
性相近: Basically, all the sex are same.
习相远: But it depends on how you do it.
苟不教: If you do not practice all the time,
性乃迁: Sex will leave you.
教之道: The way of learning it
贵以专: It is very important to make love with only one person.
昔孟母: Once a great mother, Mrs Meng
择邻处: Choose her neighbor to avoid bad sex influence.
子不学: If you don't study hard,
断机杼: Your dick will become useless.
窦燕山: Dou, the Famous,
有义方: Owned a very effective exciting medicine.
教五子: All his five sons took it.
名俱扬: And their sexual ability were well-known.
养不教: If your children don't know how to do it,
父之过: It is all your fault.
教不严: If they had lots of problems with it,
师之惰: Their teacher must be too lazy to tell them details on sex.
子不学: You may refuse to study this,
非所宜: But that is a real mistake.
幼不学: If you don't learn it in childhood,
老何为: You will lose your ability when aged.
玉不琢: If you don't exercise your organ,
不成器: It won't become hard and strong.
人不学: If you don't learn sex,
不知义: You can by no means enjoy its sweetness.
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