吃河豚

1974年1月1日元旦,于往年一样。供销社开卖过年用品,各家凭票购买一个猪头,一斤猪肉,半斤羊肉,半斤牛肉,两斤鱼。为了得到一个大一点的带肉多一点的猪头,人们都拼了命了。大哥哥大姐姐看到大的猪头都被走后门的人拿走了,全急了,跳过案板就去抢。供销员叔叔拿刀吓唬他们他们都不怕。没办法只有打电话叫派出所民警来维持秩序。只有这样才能卖下去。

很奇怪,只有卖鱼时没人抢。一个个挑挑捡捡,很怕供销员叔叔给他们放点什么?每次卖完后,门前都有好多鱼同冰块一起扔掉。有些人拿回家去,喂鸡,鸡死。喂鸭,鸭死。喂狗,狗死。一个个都吓傻了,再也没人去捡了。供销社门前堆了好大的一堆。

有一天,爸爸从供销社门前走过,笑了,指这那一堆鱼说;“这么多鱼,怎么没人要啊?”供销员叔叔靠着门框看着我爸爸就笑。笑中冲满了诡诈。爸爸说;“没人要,我要。”就捡了起来。小的不要,就捡大的。过路的人说:“这个人不是穷疯了,就是有病。”有的好心人过来说;“这鱼只能喂鸡”。爸爸摇晃脑袋地说:“不,我吃。”这可吓坏了来人。据说,公安局,卫生局,医院,都派人来看。医院都派救护车在我家门口等候。

爸爸把鱼拿回家就做,做好后,给谁吃,谁都不吃。爸爸说;“你们不吃，我吃。”看着爸爸吃,我也过去吃。真的很好吃。肉细腻,超鲜,绝对是我长这么大吃的第一美味。后来我才知道,我吃的是河豚鱼,天下第一毒鱼。

 

                                                                             Eating puffer fish

New Year's Day, January 1, 1974, the same as in previous years. Supply and marketing cooperatives started selling New Year supplies, each ticket to buy a pig, a pound of pork, half a catty mutton, half a catty beef, couple of pounds of fish. In order to get a big point with a little more meat pig, people are working like mad. Big Brothers and Big Sisters to see the large pig away through the back door, the whole anxious, skip the chopping board to try to steal. Gong Xiaoyuan uncle took the knife to scare them and they are not afraid. Not only called the police station to maintain order. The only way to sell it.

Very strange, only fish when no one robbed. A pick pick pick pick, afraid Gong Xiaoyuan uncle put them? Sold out every time the front have a lot of fish are thrown away together with ice cubes. Some people go home, feed the chickens, chicken dead. Feed the duck, dead duck. Feed the dog, the dog died. A scared silly, never pick. Supply and marketing cooperatives in front of the heap big pile of.

One day, my father walked from the supply and marketing cooperatives in front, laughed, referring to a pile of fish said; "so many fish, how nobody wanted ah?" Gong Xiaoyuan uncle against the doorframe looking at my dad laugh. Laugh washed over deceit. The father said; "unwanted, I want to pick up. Small not to pick up large. Passerby said: "This man is not poor crazy is sick." Some good-hearted people came over and said; "This fish can only feed the chickens. The father said shaking his head: "No, I eat." This frightened to come. Said that the Public Security Bureau, the Bureau of Health, Hospital, have sent people to look at. The hospital sent an ambulance waiting at my doorstep.

Father to take the fish home, well, who eat, who do not eat. The father said; "you do not eat, I eat." Looked at my father to eat, I also used to eat. Really good to eat. The meat is delicate, ultra-fresh, absolutely my life, I eat delicious. Later I learned that I eat puffer fish poison fish world.