孩子問父母自己怎樣來，這是很普遍的，且看這位現代爸爸如何解釋孩子的由來……

Monday morning….need double espresso, and a joke to start with…
週一早上….正在沖泡著濃郁的咖啡，一個有趣的對話發生了…

“Daddy? How did I come into this world?”
「爸爸，我是怎麼來到這世界的？」

“OK, but listen carefully.”
「好吧，你仔細聽著！」

“Mom and Dad met each other in a cyber cafe.
「你媽和我在網咖相遇而認識」

In the restrooms of that cyber cafe, dad connected to mom.
並在網咖的洗手間你媽和我使用了超連結，

Mom at that time made some downloads from dad’s memory stick.
那時你媽從我的「隨身插硬碟」(U盤) 下載一些資料，

When dad finished uploading we discovered we used no firewall.
當我完成上傳時，我們發現我們沒有使用防火牆，

Since it was too late to cancel or delete,
因此，想要取消或刪除都已為時太晚，

nine months later we ended up with a virus.”
就這樣，九個月以後我們就得到一個病毒。」

這個只是笑話，請不要這樣回答你的孩子。我不敢想像孩子聽見自己是病毒會有多悲哀，這個玩笑小孩受不了。

“A baby is born with a need to be loved – and never outgrows it.” —Frank A. Clark
初生嬰兒需要被愛，永遠都需要。

“Making the decision to have a child is momentous. It is to decide forever to have your heart go walking around outside your body.” —Elizabeth Stone
生孩子是重大的決定，因為這代表決定容許自己的心永遠在肉身外徘徊。