没听说过的借口

A fellow bought a new Mercedes and was out on the interstate for a nice evening drive. The top was down, the breeze was blowing through what was left of his hair and he decided to open her up. As the needle jumped up to 80 mph, he suddenly saw flashing red and blue lights behind him. "There's no way they can catch a Mercedes," he thought to himself and opened her up further. The needle hit 90, 100.... Then the reality of the situation hit him. "What am I doing?" he thought and pulled over. The cop came up to him, took his license without a word and examined it and the car. "It's been a long day, this is the end of my shift and it's Friday the 13th. I don't feel like more paperwork, so if you can give me an excuse for your driving that I haven't heard before, you can go." The guy thinks for a second and says, "Last week my wife ran off with a cop. I was afraid you were trying to give her back!" "Have a nice weekend," said the officer.

有一个老活计买了一台新的奔驰车,傍晚高兴地在州际高速公路上行驶。从顶坡往下开，车子稳稳地往下冲去,微风吹起他的长发，好爽啊。他决定继续加速。当速度指针指在每小时80英里时，他突然发现有红色和蓝色的灯光在他身后闪烁。 “不好了，被警察给叮上了。他们能赶上一辆快速的奔驰车吗？”   

他一边想，一边继续加速。指针打到90，100 ....可是怎么也甩不掉警察。 “啊，我在做什么呀？” 他想着，便结束了这场赛车。警察走了过来，他一言不地检查着驾照和汽车。然后说， “今天是13号星期五，黑色星期五，漫长的一天。现在是我当班快要结束的时候，我不想多填这罚款的表格了，所以，如果你可以给我一个合理的借口，一个我从来没有听说过的理由，那么你就可以不吃罚单了。“

这个老伙计想了一会儿，说，“是这样的，几天前，我的老婆与一个警察私奔了，我很高兴，因为我的老婆象一只老虎。刚才我以为是那个警察要把我老婆送回来，吓得我赶快逃跑！”

警官听了，笑了笑，说：“不错，祝你周末愉快！”