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不好意思 --- 英文笑话
At a party an elderly lady was bemoaning the behavior of the youth of today. "Look at the girl over there,” she complained.” I don't know what young girls are coming to! She's wearing boy's jeans, a boy's shirt, and that haircut is so boyish。 you wouldn't know she was a girl at all, would you?" "Well, as it happens, I would," came the reply, "because she is my daughter." "Oh dear, said the old lady embarrassed, "I'm so sorry, I didn't know you were her father." "I'm not, I'm her mother." |
在一次聚会上,一位老妇人在哀叹今天的青年人的行为。
“看那边的那个女孩”,她抱怨道:“我不知道年轻女孩都变成这样了!她穿着男孩的牛仔裤,男式的衬衫,还有那个男孩发型。你根本看不出她是女孩,你能看出来吗?”
“嗯,这是现实,我能看出来的。”对面传来答复,“因为她是我的女儿。”
“哦,亲爱的,”老太太不好意思地说,“我很抱歉,我不知道你是她的父亲。”
“不,我是她的母亲。”
"啊! 真的太不好意思了, 我是老眼昏花了."
"哈哈"