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NFL Hangover: wild-card weekend

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NFL Hangover: wild-card weekend

Thanks for playing, Bengals, Eagles, Patriots and Packers. You all had fine seasons, accomplished much, have things to be proud of, et cetera, et cetera, blah, blah, blah. But you are last weekend's news. (Except for you, Patriots. You are last decade's news.)

 

It's time to move on. And although only one of the four NFL playoff rounds is over, we are now through 36 percent of the playoff games. That's more than enough of a sample size. The wild-card round showed that already, several playoff trends are developing. Here they are.

Defense wins championships. Still. The Jets completely shut down the Bengals. Again. The Cowboys controlled the Eagles. Again. And the Ravens destroyed New England's vaunted offense. Then there was the Packers-Cardinals game. Umm ... well, three of four is good enough for a trend, right? I mean, you need only 75 percent of the vote to get into the Baseball Hall of Fame. This is a Hall of Fame-quality observation I just made here. Enjoy it.

Reputation means nothing. Somehow, Carson Palmer is regarded as a top quarterback. Better than Mark Sanchez, at least. But Sanchez outplayed him on the road and won. Donovan McNabb has had plenty of playoff success, while Dallas has not. So much for that. Green Bay had the NFL's No. 2-ranked defense. Shredded. And Tom Brady is supposedly unstoppable in the playoffs. But the only thing that was unstoppable were his turnovers. (Get Citizen Watch on the phone!)

Be worried, fellow '00s hero Peyton Manning. The times are changing. Thankfully, Jim Caldwell knows this and has been grooming Curtis Painter for weeks.

Oh, and you're fine, Favre. You were more of a '90s guy.

Wide receivers are replaceable. No Wes Welker? No problem. Julian Edelman scored New England's only two touchdowns. No Anquan Boldin? No problem. Early Doucet caught two touchdowns for Arizona. Pay attention, Jets. Braylon Edwards is replaceable. Have you considered a scarecrow?

Kickers deserve wedgies. Abandon hope, all ye who enter the red zone and have to settle for a field goal try. Shayne Graham, Neil Rackers ... good God, men! It's almost as if you want to be shoved into your lockers. And then there was Jets punter Steve Weatherford, who couldn't play on Saturday. But at least that was because of a legitimate medical issue other than acute shankitis. The NFL had better expand the net behind the goalposts by about 20 yards on each side, else a lot of fans will get hurt.

Stats are pointless. If you had told me before the Ravens-Patriots game that Joe Flacco would go 4-for-10 for 34 yards, an interception and a 10.0 passer rating, and yet the Ravens would win, I wouldn't have believed you. (And then, after the game was over and Flacco had posted those exact stats in a win, I would have burned you for being a witch.)

But Flacco didn't need to pass because Baltimore jumped out to a huge lead behind Ray Rice and Brady managing the game for him.

Also, during the offseason, Flacco sleeps at his parents' house in his old bedroom under a poster of Brady. Really. What does this have to do with my argument that stats are pointless? Absolutely nothing. But the announcers shared this Flacctoid late in Sunday's game, and I think it needs to be shared with the world. Because it's 100 percent hilarious. (Ooh! A stat. Great save there by me!)

 


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