沁园春 《宴》
                                                                        盛洲达利
                                                                        千里反腐
                                                                        万里禁嫖
                                                                        将鱼刺外卖
                                                                        滋身泡脚
                                                                        餐桌汤料
                                                                        蟹鳖丢糟
                                                                        搞躺酒楼
                                                                     辑捕皮条
                                                                     去了会所
                                                                        人唏客跑
                                                                        探酒吧
                                                                        喝酒滋味
                                                                        喷饭低调
                                                                        名酒名烟折腰
                                                                       引无数商人一折销
                                                                       寂五粮茅台
                                                                       百元不要
                                                                       熊掌鲍罂，，
                                                                       凄然独渺
                                                                       脐胎虎酒
                                                                       参茸虫草
                                                                       绕满子夜滞行销
                                                                       巨放弃，
                                                                       满汉全席
                                                                       举起庆丰欣隆包。