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波士顿龙虾王子-夏洛克"The Prince of Lobster"Jhon Gallagher---翻译:洛杉矶xxxn.IF
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1、中国是个美食大国。夏洛克是从波士顿来到中国留学的美国麻州人。
China is famous as the gourmet. Jhon Gallagher is from Boston Massachusetts. He comes to China for study.
2、他发现中国人特别爱吃,决定漂洋过海,把波士顿的大龙虾输送到中国!
He found that Chinese people are relly good at eat delicious foods. He decides to delvered the Boston lobsters to China.
3、这与O巴马,安倍,阿基诺三世,托尼·阿博特要高明得多!他用的不是枪炮利舰、TPP,货币战争、意识形态、狐假虎威、世界警察等冷战思维舰围堵遏制中国。
This is smarter than Obm, Abe(japan), Benigno Aquino III, Tony Abbott. They(china)are not use the guns and war ship (army???)
4、而是把带着两个大钳子的美味大龙虾献给中国人吃!赚的盆满钵满!
They give the Chinese delicious lobsters to eat. And they earn lots of money.....
5、对于不友好国家的遏制,中国有成熟的高精尖端反遏制武器!
China has more sophisticated side(very very smart) weapons to attack the unfriendly contries (that which one want to containment china.)
6、一寸山河一寸血,十亿龙人十亿兵!千千万个龙的儿女和炎黄子孙,是正义、善良、爱好和平和维护国家主权的强大后盾!
Every inch of river every inch of blood, there are one billion dragon soldier. Thousands and thousands of children and escendants of the dragon, they are justice kind loving peace. They are the strong backing to protect the safeguarding of China. (thats so hard, It is very chinese style)
7、冷战思维和军事介入只会失败,因为小龙人和功夫熊善战爱国!
The Cold War mentality and military intervention will fail because the little dragons (chinese)and kung fu panda(chinese) are loving their country.
8、在中国市场上,美国与澳洲的龙虾不同,它有两个大钳子,味道比澳洲的好吃!很快澳洲龙虾失去了很多中国的市场!
In Chinese market. The lobster from US is better than the lobster frome Australia because the lobster frome US have large pair of pliers and they tast better than Australia lobster.
9、而波士顿大龙虾站稳天国市场,把澳洲龙虾挤出了中国!愚蠢的澳总理阿博特大跌眼镜!
The lobsters frome Boston beat the lobsters frome Australia and they win the all maket in China. That suprised the stupid Australian Prime MInister Abbott.
10、中国人喜好美食,热爱友好善良!更愿共同繁荣,分享成果!
Chinese people love gourmet, they are kind and friendly! They like to share common prosperity, share the good results!
11、互利共赢的经济合作才是聪明的交流和谋略!驴象两党应该着眼未来,向“龙虾王子”夏洛克学习!
Mutual benefit and win-win economic cooperation is smart communication and strategy! The Donkey and the Elephant( Its metaphor the two countries) should focus on the future, they need to learn with "The Prince of Lobster" Jhon Gallagher. (to be a Jhon Gallagher to help and share with china)